Pauline Premie -:- Yuletide Thoughts of a True Devotee -:- Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 14:46:24 (EST)

__ Swan Ji -:- I am waiting, oh I am waiting -:- Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 01:50:01 (EST)

__ JR Catweasel -:- errr- scussi? -:- Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 18:35:22 (EST)

__ __ Scorpio-II -:- ***DEREK HARPER ALERT*** -:- Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 19:28:33 (EST)

__ __ __ Cw -:- Assumption,Assumption,Assumption -:- Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 21:46:01 (EST)

__ __ __ __ Joe -:- The anonymous twit syndrome -:- Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 13:01:16 (EST)

__ __ __ __ Joe -:- -:- Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 12:59:29 (EST)

__ __ __ __ Jim -:- Boy, do I ever feel your pain, bro' -:- Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 22:35:27 (EST)

__ __ __ __ __ JohnT -:- Something odd here! -:- Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 07:58:13 (EST)

__ __ __ __ __ __ SC -:- Hasn't acted on this disturbing association? -:- Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 11:00:02 (EST)

__ __ __ __ __ __ __ JohnT -:- Something strange here too! -:- Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 16:26:45 (EST)

__ __ __ __ __ CW -:- o back to sleep Jim -:- Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 04:51:41 (EST)

__ Dot Munchbutt -:- BEST OF FORUM -:- Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 15:27:22 (EST)

__ __ BE -:- Pat to which category of a troll do u belong to -:- Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 20:47:03 (EST)

Date: Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 14:46:24 (EST)
From: Pauline Premie
Email: None
To: All
Subject: Yuletide Thoughts of a True Devotee
Message:

Hello everyone, Happy Holidays!!

I have to say that Catweasel sure does have it right. I mean, anybody who tries to judge Maharaji using some kind of weird Southern Baptist viewpoint, is just so unmodern. Southern Baptists are just so well, puritanical, with probably the exception of Bill Clinton and a few others. But who is to judge?

Just the other day, when I was going through the EPO archives and reading that Maharaji was fucking his devotees, I was thinking about how we are in no position to judge. How can we? We are pond scum and pond scum is the lowest of the low, unable to pass judgment on anyone, let alone the living Perfect Master.

I'm sure that if Maharaji wasn't taking drugs, getting drunk, and taking sexual advantage of his devotees, he wouldn't be relatable to the vast majority of people in this confused world, and then they wouldn't be able to be open to that love, that truth, that peace and that experience, which is his gift. I'm sure that's why Catweasel can relate to Maharaji so well, and probably even drinks with him. He is so lucky.

I know that when I was looking for a master, the first thing I looked for was someone who was having sex with his devotees, and who also drank a lot, and took a lot of drugs. Ostentatious wealth and conspicuous consumption, including owning multi-million-dollar yachts, were attributes that were high on my list, too. I'm sure that's true of most other people, and why people have chosen Maharaji as their master.

As the Elan Vital FAQs say, he is an enigma, but the number of people he has 'touched' (in many different ways, both inside and out) is remarkable.

Yes, Maharaji is just like Jesus in so many ways, except he has more money. I'm sure Jesus was having sex with everyone in sight, too, since he had prostitutes for friends. I bet all Maharaji's friends are prostitutes too, at least in spirit.

I'm also sure Buddha had a mistress and smoked pot, too. How would he have gotten a gut like that, if he hadn't toked a few and then ate bags of M&Ms? We just have to get rid of our concepts about what a Perfect Master is supposed to be like. If you have concepts about him, like that he isn't supposed to be a rich, adulterous alcoholic, how can you be open to that experience, and how can you have that thirst?

I have submitted the above to the 'Wit and Wisdom' section of the Enjoyinglife website, but for some reason, probably technical difficulties, they have not printed it there. Should I try again?

Hope you all have a very thirsty Christmas!

Pauline

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Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 01:50:01 (EST)
From: Swan Ji
Email: None
To: Pauline Premie
Subject: I am waiting, oh I am waiting
Message:

I am waiting for His flaming Yule Log!

The fireplace is ready. There's some chestnuts roasting, along with my rotting vegetables. I even got some Couvasier.

Oh, come to me, my Lord and Master!!!

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Date: Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 18:35:22 (EST)
From: JR Catweasel
Email: None
To: Pauline Premie
Subject: errr- scussi?
Message:

SC mentioned Southern Baptists(Say ain't they the same guys as the KKK?The white guys?). I haven't felt inclined to comment.
And Pat. You are more like the Gollum in the pond. The scum is relatively harmless.

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Date: Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 19:28:33 (EST)
From: Scorpio-II
Email: None
To: JR Catweasel
Subject: ***DEREK HARPER ALERT***
Message:

Memorandum

TO: JR Catweasel
FROM: Scorpio-II, Ex-Premie, Chief of Secuity-Forum Seven
RE: Your Behavior on Forum Seven

Mr. JR Catweasel:

As Chief of Security, I am hereby notifying you that your distruptions here are unwelcome.

Derek Harper, as I know you are aware, this is a forum for Ex-Premies, or former followers of the fraud and conman, Guru Maharaj Ji, now known as the simple ''Maharaji.''

His real name is Prempal Singh Rawat and is from Hardwar, India. There is nothing in your post about this individual, Maharaji, in your above post.

I assume your father, Catweasel SR would be quite proud. Yet, Derek, playing different roles is against the rules of this aforementioned Ex-Premie Forum Seven, and you are hereby warned to cease and desist.

Sincerely,
Scorpio-II, Chief of Security, Ex-Premie

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Date: Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 21:46:01 (EST)
From: Cw
Email: None
To: Scorpio-II
Subject: Assumption,Assumption,Assumption
Message:

Twit

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Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 13:01:16 (EST)
From: Joe
Email: None
To: Cw
Subject: The anonymous twit syndrome
Message:

Why is it that someone who is so cowardly/afraid that he won't even post under his own name, doesn't have much credibiliy calling someone else, a twit?

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Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 12:59:29 (EST)
From: Joe
Email: None
To: Cw
Subject:
Message:

Why is it that some one so afraid/cowardly to use his own name doesn't have much credibility calling someone else a 'twit?'

Whether you are Derek or not, you just dig yourself in deeper.

Come out of the closet. It's not so hard. You have the experience of truth behind you, right? What are you afraid of?

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Date: Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 22:35:27 (EST)
From: Jim
Email: None
To: Cw
Subject: Boy, do I ever feel your pain, bro'
Message:

I well understand the concern you must have to be confused with Derek Harper. After all, if it were true that you and he were one and the same, we're talking one MAJOR EMBARRASSMENT for the cult, not to mention you ( I mean if that 'you' was really you). Harper, I understand, is a top-drawer EV official, not to mention instructor as well as PAM. How shameful for Maharaji if, in fact, it turned out that Harper was responsible for the ugliness that you, Catweasel, have graced us with for several years now. I mean, Cat, it would be nothing short of scandalous if Derek Harper, one of Maharaji's most trusted servants in Australia, no make that the entire Pacific, was, for example, the author of stuff like this:

I'm with you Carlos. Lets not ban the bastard , let's BURN him. This is far more elegant and more the treatment he needs and expects.The schmuck thrives on abuse. I think his father may have been Ariel Sharron. Take it from someone who has played patti cake wth Jimbo for a long time. The only thing that will stop him playing hardball is a Baseball bat.

You don't need me to explain the 'Fakiranand' quotient in this. See, Cat, we, too, have all your posts. And, boy oh boy, it would be SO embarrassing for Mr. Harper if these were all attributable to him, let me tell you. In fact, Cat, perhaps you should contact Derek yourself, when you get a chnnce, and just let him know what might happen if we ever did mistakenly accuse you of being him. He might want to hire a lawyer, I guess. Perhaps someone in New York, if the guy's not too busy dealing with his own problems that is ....

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Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 07:58:13 (EST)
From: JohnT
Email: None
To: Jim
Subject: Something odd here!
Message:

CW: I'm with you Carlos. Lets not ban the bastard , let's BURN him. This is far more elegant and more the treatment he needs and expects.The schmuck thrives on abuse. I think his father may have been Ariel Sharron. Take it from someone who has played patti cake wth Jimbo for a long time. The only thing that will stop him playing hardball is a Baseball bat.

CW is a multiple liar, as any cult apologist would need to be. What is odd is that although the liar CW (anonymously) denies being Derek Harper, we have not heard anything from Mr Harper himself.

If I were a highly placed EV official getting mixed up (for whatever reason) with a lowlife, violently inclined troll such as we see CW to be, well, heck! I'd want to put in my two cents worth and clear things up.

That's not a Big Deal is it? So why hasn't Mr Harper acted to clear his name of this disturbing association?

JohnT
- never a premie

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Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 11:00:02 (EST)
From: SC
Email: None
To: JohnT
Subject: Hasn't acted on this disturbing association?
Message:

Tuckerbox, the only 'disturbing association' around here is that between your empty vacuous mind and your ugly gnarled fingers

...which stray ceaselessly over a filthy tobacco and alcohol stained keyboard.

Get this into your skull prawnbrain...

THIS SITE IS NOT A BIG DEAL IN THE REAL WORLD

The mouse that roared thought he was scaring the Elephant.

crazy fucker eh?

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Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 16:26:45 (EST)
From: JohnT
Email: None
To: SC
Subject: Something strange here too!
Message:

Tuckerbox, the only 'disturbing association' around here is that between your empty vacuous mind and your ugly gnarled fingers

...which stray ceaselessly over a filthy tobacco and alcohol stained keyboard.

Get this into your skull prawnbrain...

THIS SITE IS NOT A BIG DEAL IN THE REAL WORLD

The mouse that roared thought he was scaring the Elephant.

crazy fucker eh?


---

Yes,

nothing worth a clumsy defamation and smear.

Not that I expected you to answer the question, Mr Roupell. I wouldn't expect you to support the outing of cyberstalkers, not with your past, I mean. But whatsisname may have different standards, and it as well to give him the benefit of the doubt, however angrily you declare the matter to be minor.

JohnT
- never a premie

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Date: Sat, Dec 22, 2001 at 04:51:41 (EST)
From: CW
Email: None
To: Jim
Subject: o back to sleep Jim
Message:

You are having a bad dream.

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Date: Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 15:27:22 (EST)
From: Dot Munchbutt
Email: None
To: Pauline Premie
Subject: BEST OF FORUM
Message:

Pauline you are SOOOO clear. Maharaji in his infinite mercy has come down to our level. He knows so well that we all like fucking, drugging and drinking.

He tried for so many years to get us to quit all that stuff by making ashrams but, when he realized that he could not, he just brought K down to our level. It is all so simple.

And you and I know how much he has to suffer drinking, drugging, fucking blondes and having to put up with all that horrible wealth when all he really wants to do is enjoy that simple bliss within inside of us and live like a simple saddhu. Thank you Maharaji!

Happy Holly Daze to you too, sister.

PatC ;)

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Date: Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 20:47:03 (EST)
From: BE
Email: None
To: Dot Munchbutt
Subject: Pat to which category of a troll do u belong to
Message:

Mischievous: Humorous intent, not abusive
Malicious: Intending to be disruptive or hurtful.
Mindless: Often a juvenile who is 'having fun' at others' expense.
The last two groups include long-time trolls, some of whom are part of a group or 'brotherhood.' They might be best likened to online gang members who seek to impress others of the gang or become part of 'troll history' or a 'troll legend.'

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