Quirky Trivia Relating to Maharaji
You've been on the operating table just long enough
to realize that the patient is you.
(Maharaji, date unknown)
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Important Message from Maharaji
You know some people don't like rich people. They have this idea or that idea of what it is to be rich. But they really don't know. It's not easy to be rich. It isn't. Once you've made your first million, you need another to protect it. Then you have two million, and you'll need another two million to protect those two million. Then you'll have four million and you'll need another four million to protect those four million, and then you'll have eight million. Of course then you'll need another 8 million to protect those eight million and then you'll have 16 million... it isn't easy, it's not what you think.
(Maharaji, can I tell you what it's like to be poor?)
|2003/02/15 See what real premies say>
||2002/11/06 Never seen pictures of Anth (AJW) in San Francisco 2000||2002/11/06 Opinion Poll - Is gone, kaput, finito. The website hosting it has folded. But, the results were decisively indicating that Maharaji is a fraud.||2000/08/30 Picture of a Canadian DLM membership card (circa the Millenium of 1973)||2000/02/08 Sound of possibly Rob Anderson Cerby discussing his repression||2000/01/19 Astrologer Jonathon Cainer in Private Eye again - Super Hot!||2000/01/11 Greatest Hits! - What else can a has-been do?||2000/01/09 Never seen before picture of Roger eDrek||1999/10/30 Take the Cult Test||1999/10/16 Satellite image of Malibu Marble Palace||1999/10/15 Sounds from the World of Knowledge||1999/09/21 Maharaji's Corporate Shenanigans - See why He's rich and you're not||1999/09/20 Who is Satpal Maharaj? - Maharaji's older brother!||1999/09/19 The sound you make is muzak to my ears. It's only Premie Music, but I like it!||1999/09/16 Famous Premies: Where Are They Now?||1999/08/27 Guarding Your Privacy on the Internet||1999/06/16 Songs and Poems section added||1999/05/25 Picture of Maharaji dancing in mala with flute||1999/05/06 Standard Premie Maharajia Apologia Rebuttals||1999/04/27 Maharaji's Monkey Trap - what M's webpage should look like (110k slow)||1999/03/28 Pictures of Maharaji from our premie.org turncoat/mole||1999/01/24 Calling all Darshan Stories!||1999/01/21 Opinion Poll - Cast Your Vote Today And Get Instant Results!|
Where to find more information about Maharaji
www.maharaji.net - Maharaji .Net (just like Microsoft, an new incarnation) - Official Site
www.elanvital.org - Informational Content - Official Site
www.appreciation.org - Informational Content - Official Site
visions.elanvital.org - Buy your trinkets here - Official Site - RIP 2002-01-01
evnewsletter.org - Keep in touch here - Official Site - RIP 2002-01-01
www.visionsinternational.org - Buy your trinkets here or make a contribution - Official Site
www.enjoyinglife.org - For Those Who Appreciate The Teachings Of Maharaji
www.premie.org - Chat, Premie Music, Love Site Gallery, Arti, and More
www.ex-premie.org - Informational Content
Ex-Premie Forum Seven - NEW! Includes Realtime Chat
Anything Goes - Off topic, off color fun stuff Forum - back in business again!
The Great Worldwide Linkup - Look for your old friends here or post your address
Life is Great - A premie forum
Maharaji Watch Web Directory - Links to ALL the websites about the man known as "Maharaji"
See what real premies say in their online forum
Maharaji's Corporate Shenanigans
See how HE does it.
See how HE pays no taxes.
See how PAMs get rich.
See why PAMs get front row seats.
See about the helipad.
***Best of the Forum***
Posts that we have deemed worthy of being read again and again.
And you can rate each story!
They all do it, so why can't I?
Series of posts that tell a complete story from the Forums.
Volume 1 - Rob Who?
False links to other Guru Maharaji's
Links to external sites on the Web
that have information about other gurus and spiritual leaders
Weak and Missing Links
Links to external sites on the Web
that have interesting trivial information about Maharaji
Links to external sites on the Web. Some sites have MP3 samples.
The Chronicles of the Red Nighty
A fictional romance novel of sexual repression, betrayal, and the ultimate search for the truth.Standard Premie Maharajia Apologia Rebuttals
Authored by Ms. Conception, Mr. History, Lena, Pink Pajamas, Pink On Red, Red Red, Tacky Romance Novelist, Carlos Guzman, and more
The Maharajia Apologia is a useful list of standard Premie rebuttals that are often used when in debates about Maharaji and His Knowledge. At some point the Premie will pull out one or more of these defenses. Memorize and know the standard defenses and when you are debating anticipate their use and say it before they do. They will quickly realize that they are not dealing with some Joe off the street, but, instead, the Amazing Kreskin.
Satpal (aka Bal Bhagwan Ji), the other Guru Maharaji, Prem Pal's oldest brother also reveals the exact same Knowledge that Dad, Shri Hans gave them. Take your pick. The monopoly has been broken.
From the Pulpit of the Reverend John Hammond-Smyth
Sermon 745 - All hail the great prophets!
Sermon 746 - And every eye shall see him
Sermon 747 - I am Alpha & I am Omega
Sermon 748 - The Lord tears down the temple
Sermon 749 - Exodus of children of Ex-prem July 8, 1999
Sermon 750 - The End Is (almost) Nigh November 18, 1999
Sermon 751 - David and Goliath October 8, 2000
Sermon 752 - The temptation of Michael October 6, 2000
Sermon 753 - The Prodigal Son November 16, 2000
Sermon 754 - Psalm number 134 (a Psalm of David) November 16, 2000
Sermon 755 - The Dead Sea Scroll March 16, 2001
Songs and Poems
20001122 A midlife's tale... - poem by Larkin
20001122 Awakening - song by JohnT
20001122 Things beyond our ken - poem or a song by Larkin
20000919 All Hail to the Lord with the 100 ft yacht! - song by Larkin
20000919 If I had a hammer... - song by Larkin
20000912 So farewell then... - poem by Larkin (about Shroomananda)
19991226 You want iambic pentametre? - poem by Larkin
19991226 Fill yer boots, one more time... - poem by Larkin
19991103 Rock Me, Maharaji - song by Carlos Guzman
19991014 Journey's End - poem by Larkin
19991014 Nursery Crimes - poem by Larkin
19990912 Flabberwocky - poem by dv
19990904 Something in the air - poem by Larkin
19990616 Dylan's Everybody must get stoned by RT
19990616 Buffalo Springfield's For What It's Worth by RT
19990616 Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band Against the Wind by RT
19990420 Arti - traditional song by Larkin
Believe It Or Not
Stories presented for your consideration
Stare (Visual Information Inquiry) Issue 803
Stare is published on the premise that art still is fun. Yes it's magical, enlightening, mysterious...The Weekly Scandal Sheet
Amazing little story about naked women and photographing them in front of a picture of Maharaji, but Maharaji's image refuses to develop!
Definitely, absolutely, really fiction
Books that we'd like to see Maharaji to write
Imaginary TV Interview with Maharaji
The (unofficial) Homepage of Maharaji
Welcome to Maharaji's Monkey Trap - slow loading graphic of what Maharaji's webpage should look like if he adhered to truth in advertising. (110k slow)
Personal Pages Links
Personal Webpages (Mail Roger your page to list it here) - Unless he finds it first!
1999-05-02 (Pro) Mili's Page and another Mili website
1999-04-18 (Pro) Some Guy's Adventures in Thought including Quotes from Maharaji
(Pro) Chris Dickey's Maharaji Page
(Anti) Premie.org turncoat/mole pictures of Maharaji
I have been contacted by a recently disillusioned premie and now mole (codename Everglades) with full password access to www.premie.org and its treasure trove of pictures of Maharaji. Everglades has created a website with the pictures in ZIP files for free download.
Pictures of whatever about Maharaji
Picture of a Canadian DLM membership card (circa the Millenium of 1973)
Maharaji dancing in mala with flute
Pictures of Maharaji and his Gulfstream IV
Free! Lots of zipped pictures of Maharaji
Rare photos of the mysterious Roger eDrekô
Houston Astrodome, site of Millenium festival of 1973
Maharaji showing his forgiveness and love to ex-premies
Cover of Divine Light - Guru Puja Special circa 1971
Satellite image of Malibu Marble Palace
Never seen before picture of Roger eDrek
Anth (AJW) Heading for trouble in San Francisco 2000
Anth (AJW) Escaping from the Bobbies in San Francisco 2000
Anth (AJW) Jailed and Defiant in San Francisco 2000
The Sound Gallery
Sounds from the World of Knowledge
Famous Premies: Where are they now?
|Joe Anctil (scroll down to near bottom)|
|Joan Apter, Senior Consultant, at Idea Champions and attributed to saying something like: her 'mind' would tell her she wished Maharaji would die so the whole crazy thing would be 'over.'|
|Charles Cameron bio at HipBone Note: Charles indicates following two spiritual teachers, but neither is Maharaji. Somewhat revealing since Charles wrote the book, Who is Guru Maharaj Ji?|
Sorry, but the Quiz is gone, kaput, finito. The website hosting it has folded. But, the results were decisively indicating that Maharaji is a fraud.|
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