Journeys: R. T.

Date: May 19, 1998
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The Bored of The Yuga verse. - by R.T.

Read this to the tune of the 1970's TV theme song, The Beverly Hillbillies, which goes like this:

  • "Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed
  • A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
  • Then one day Jed was shootin' at some food
  • And up thru the ground came a-bubblin' crude.
  • Oil, that is,
  • Black Gold,
  • Texas Tea."

...And now, my Bored of The Yuga verse:

  • Realize my mad song of Loud Balyogeshwar
  • Who marketed devotees to travel wide and far
  • He shouted "Take this Knowledge - I reveal peace for free"
  • (And Buy the Way: A Lifetime's Devotion give to me.)
  • Royal, that is.
  • Krishna Gold.
  • Rawat Glee.
  • Well, I heard about the Mission in my 2nd year in school
  • My peers' said "Truth is free - man, don't be a fool!"
  • They said "Kali Yuga is the age you want to flee"
  • So I vacuumed floor of Ashram to be a new Premie.
  • Toil, that is.
  • All Weak.
  • SWAT-sang.
  • This Knowledge was the cure for any karmic scar -
  • Dogma? Amnesia? Remember Who You Are!
  • Mahatmas said: Want Bliss? Prostrate to Shri Sant Ji.
  • My forehead's on the rug, I'm allergic to Bhakti!
  • Yoga, that is.
  • Baragons.
  • Wave candle.
  • I wanted more, in '74, I heard of 'IHQ'
  • DLM building where they live for Satguru
  • I volunteer for charity, but World Peace tempted me:
  • to hell with UNICEF, moved West at age 20.
  • Denver, that is.
  • Fool's gold,
  • Premie Ji.
  • 6 years on, the Mecca is: Miami. Get a tan.
  • Go swimming after Serve-Us? Holy Name, Atman!
  • W drove all night from Denver, drinking black coffee,
  • Maharaji's playing Holi? You need optics to see.
  • Babies, we is.
  • In tents, cold.
  • Kissimmee.
  • Serve-Us! On his Aircraft! To His hanger towed...
  • Secret business DECA, where Premies spoke in code
  • "41" meant Darshan, "9" was Beans tonite -
  • Undernourished Slaves. It's Plane this isn't right.
  • Broke, that is.
  • Poverty.
  • Sleep in Car.
  • Common senses shook me, God, please help me mend.
  • This Mission drilled me softly. Brainwashed by my 'friends.'
  • I went back to my home state to get B.A. degree,
  • My salary shot up 10 grand; peace with family.
  • Confidence, that is.
  • OK to think.
  • Blind, see?
  • Then, Programs were recorded, which Visions sent to town.
  • Selected Premies shlepped the tapes and tubes around
  • Hours spent in community rooms at Library -
  • All the driving effort; few Aspirants you see.
  • Cult, it is.
  • Same old faces.
  • Ask Them Why?
  • What did I experience? Emotions (He can speak)
  • Occasionally remembered heart bliss (when I seek)
  • The 4 techniques? I feel good, but it's inside of me -
  • Meditation Teacher: with Personality.
  • One of 30, that is.
  • Hindu trip:
  • Buys a car.
  • What will I miss most? Travel and the fun
  • of Being - on the Ocean of Illusion (in the Sun)
  • 'Going Inside' at big convention halls is hard -
  • So are the monthly payments of my Visa credit card.
  • 16% that is.
  • 3 grand.
  • Still I pay.
  • Lots of tapes and photos, see how the Fat Guru!
  • Discourse for Dedication, Repetition made it True....
  • But after 24 years, It's clear this Guru's boat -
  • is circling his Residence. That "Ocean"... is a Moat!
  • Chit-wreaked, that is.
  • Now Kabir this:
  • No Arti.
  • PS: On May 2 I found this 'Ex - Premies' web page...
  • Learned of other Journeys, and your tips were sage.
  • Sent copies to Maharaji, Visions and Elan -
  • On May 12, India exploded Non-Peace Bombs!
  • Peace - where is?
  • Satsang Told.
  • Divine might?

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